German for the Monkey Mind

The Course for the Easily Distracted

If you want to know German but German doesn’t want to know you, look no further.

What you’ll learn

  • This course covers all the essential A1 and A2 grammar. You will get a solid foundation that lasts..

Course Content

  • First Steps –> 6 lectures • 14min.
  • Basic Conversation –> 11 lectures • 25min.
  • Conjugation (Present) –> 7 lectures • 17min.
  • Declination –> 8 lectures • 17min.
  • Conjugation (Past) –> 5 lectures • 11min.
  • Advanced Declination –> 11 lectures • 21min.
  • Sentence Structure –> 11 lectures • 19min.
  • The Finish Line –> 1 lecture • 2min.

German for the Monkey Mind


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If you want to know German but German doesn’t want to know you, look no further.

My seven years of professional teaching experience and my frankly quite worrying enthusiasm for grammar have empowered me to create the definitive foundation for new language learners.

Topics that are covered:

– nouns and articles
– adjectives
– adverbs
– prepo… wait, this doesn’t tell you anything, does it? Of course not, so just know that all of the things required to have basic conversations with actual people (or highly advanced robots) are in this course. I use real-life examples and images as well as oh so neatly arranged tables. The tone of the course is light-hearted, just like life should be, so be ready for a (hopefully mostly) joyful experience.

200 words, god. What else is there to say? I think the fact that I have told you everything you need to know long before I’ve reached the Udemy 200 word minimum for the course description speaks for itself. You can expect me to explain things in a concise yet unhurried way, with smooth jazz in the background and a light breeze brushing my skin. For each video, I put on my black, red and gold onesie, which you cannot see but you can hear in the sophisticated and secure tone of my voice.

(By the way, the sweet tunes in the background are from Kevin MacLeod at incompetech dot com, check him out!)

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